Enter the nearly-criminal underworld of the notorious SinisterLex.
Well hello there. You’ve reached the shadowy sinews of the despicable SinisterLex. Freelancer. Copywriter. Evildoer. It’s okay to explore. You have my permission. But beware, within the walls of this site you may discover profound ideas that change the trajectory of your entire life.
WARNING: NOT FOR EVERYONE
You’re here because you followed a link somewhere, or you searched out my name. Maybe a friend recommended my site. The point is, you’re here. But should you stick around? Good question. Before you go flappy birding around my pages, you should know I’m not for everyone. Most people can’t handle me. If you are someone who can’t stand people who give it to you straight and say what they mean, or if you can’t stand people who express their thoughts indirectly, subliminally, or through metaphors and stories, then this site probably isn’t for you. I won’t hold it against you if you pull the eject cord now.