Enter the nearly-criminal underworld of the notorious SinisterLex.


Well hello there. You’ve reached the shadowy sinews of the despicable SinisterLex. Freelancer. Copywriter. Evildoer. It’s okay to explore. You have my permission. But beware, within the walls of this site you may discover profound ideas that change the trajectory of your entire life.


You’re here because you followed a link somewhere, or you searched out my name. Maybe a friend recommended my site. The point is, you’re here. But should you stick around? Good question. Before you go flappy birding around my pages, you should know I’m not for everyone. Most people can’t handle me. If you are someone who can’t stand people who give it to you straight and say what they mean, or if you can’t stand people who express their thoughts indirectly, subliminally, or through metaphors and stories, then this site probably isn’t for you. I won’t hold it against you if you pull the eject cord now.

You have been warned.

sink deeper…

The Captain

SinisterLex is the captain of this ship. Day and night he keeps it afloat with the help of his loyal crew.


...cross the Captain.

The Voices

The Captain carries many voices in his mind. They help him create with personality. It's weird. Don't ask.


...is the secret to conversions. Not direct response. I'm talking about for life.

The Emotion

Creation comes from the black depths of oblivion. Where the soul rests in the darkest caverns of the heart.

How Far

will you go to create the life you want?

I dare you to peek inside my world.
(you don’t have to…only if you want to)

Disappear into a puddle >