Step into the shadows — SinisterLex’s no good, dirty, filthy, freelance underworld — and learn to make money online right now…


Well hello there. You’ve reached the shadowy sinews of the despicable SinisterLex (that’s me). Freelance coach. Copywriter. Evildoer. I’m on a not-so-secret mission to help people like you earn your first $1k, $5k, or even $10k+ per month online. Also world domination — that’s on my to-do list too…


Go to college, get a job, someday you’ll be free. They said it. Then they locked 9-5 shackles on your wrists, ankles and neck. Click here to break your chains…


To escape corporate prison and build your evil empire you’ll need skills people pay good money for. Click here to read more about that.


Where friends and minions come together for business talk and pleasure. SinisterLex’s free high-value 24/7 chat hideout for villains worldwide.


There’s some things you can’t buy on Amazon no matter how bad you want to. Sometimes you gotta crawl dark alleys and meet shady people.


You’re here because you followed a link somewhere, or you searched out my name. Maybe a friend recommended my site. The point is, you’re here. But should you stick around? Good question. Before you go flappy birding around my pages, you should know I’m not for everyone. Most people can’t handle me. If you are someone who can’t stand people who give it to you straight and say what they mean, or if you can’t stand people who express their thoughts indirectly, subliminally, or through metaphors and stories, then this site probably isn’t for you. I won’t hold it against you if you pull the eject cord now.

Whatever you do…
don’t click that — >